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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So they tried

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Which race of women are the hottest?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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