What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:51

Then came..
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why prices from these cities in Utah and Nebraska won't be included in inflation data - NPR
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News
So they tried
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
‘We’re right at the epicenter’ - Meduza
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Which race of women are the hottest?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts